You really need to drink a ton of water. I mean like a gallon! If it is not some NFL type quality test, it is possible for you to dilute your piss enough to where you will pass for everything. Basically you would be pissing pure water with no urine. However if this is gonna be a serious high dollar type test (I dont know what kind of trouble you are in), they can check the water content and know that you tried to dilute it. Also there is the old bleach trick. DO NOT DRINK THE BLEACH!!!! Your body cannot break it down, so it will not get into your kidneys and clean your blood, then piss. But you can however apply the bleach directly to the piss, and it is suppossed to clean it right up. I have witnessed the success of that. You have to be careful tho, because if you have too much the drug test people will smell it, and all your efforts have been in vain. Also the same as with the water, if it is high dollar they can just test it for bleach. BUT REMEMBER I AM NOT GUARANTEEING THAT THIS WILL WORK. IT CAN AND DOES WORK BUT THERE ARE MANY FACTORS THAT HAVE TO PLAY OUT PERFECTLY!!!!
Hope I could be of some help.
From: A guy who has to take a drug test once a month.
P.S. I am actually clean, though. So dont do drugs. Drugs are bad, M'Kay.
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